She’s fucking sexy, hilarious, and Australian. You can’t not like her. The only thing I have against her is that I’m sitting here eating nonexistent Lamingtons which she promised she would show us how to make.
“so apparently when you sit on a couch and money falls out, it’s no longer yours.
“oh you dropped a dollar. MINE”
“oh you dropped another two dollars. MINE”
when did this become a thing?”—OoOoH! Money! - communitychannel, youtube (via tomrichardson)
“Hi. I’m your typical abandoned diary. Everything started off good. She told me I was her new best friend. We were gonna share secrets. Everyday. And then nothing after that. Just nothing. Oh. Except for this *shows a drawing of a d*ick* Her brother drew this on me while she left me in his room one day.”—Natalie Tran (communitychannel) in ‘Neglected Diaries’ (via amidstquarterlifecrisis)
“Well, I think I know all about being misused as well. See, mine’s all about some guy called Rooooob from Math class. ‘Oh Rob’s so cute!’ Love equations about Rob filling up an entire page. Page wastage over here! A whole page! Whole page! For love heart. Why do you use me like this, if you just wanted to screw up paper? Why don’t you just buy a sketch diary??!”—Natalie Tran (communitychannel) in ‘Neglected Diaries’ (via amidstquarterlifecrisis)
“Now I think about it, my diary probably had a much more interesting life than I did. ‘Dear Myself, Today, put on shelf. Moved off shelf. Opened. Page ripped out off. Closed.’ A lot more action than I’ve been getting.”—Natalie Tran (communitychannel) in ‘Neglected Diaries’ (via amidstquarterlifecrisis)
“I ate a mandarin today. Check out this seed countage, I mean, buddy! I’m trying to enjoy you! Why are you doing this to me?! You know seed, effort, versus reward. I don’t think so! I’m really excited though, it’s summer. Which means mangoes are in season again. Mangoes are good. You cut out the seed, you grab the cheeks. *looooong pause* Insert disgusting Mum Joke right here. Add something about getting it all over your face. It being really sweet and succulent. And really moist. I must stop, I’m getting really turned on. Brrrrr!”—Natalie Tran (communitychannel) in ‘Neglected Diaries’ (via amidstquarterlifecrisis)
“Hey guys, I know it’s around but please don’t keep posting about it. A lot of you are writing nice things but I just feel like a huge part of my privacy got taken and splashed across the news. All I try to do, and did before adsense, is make content independently for people to enjoy. For some reason that means mainstream feels it’s OK to ask me what I make and publish estimated income and I need a little break.”—Natalie Tran, on the publication of her earnings (via Facebook)
i like nat's newer video's, like they're more creative and have a bit more wit, but i like how personal her old ones are. i think i've pretty much watched them all haha. what do you think?
Well, it depends on which ones in the past you’re talking about. Her first videos, I didn’t like so much. But once she got the hang of youtube, her videos became awesome! =] I think she’s gotten too comfortable with youtube, that’s why her videos aren’t as sweet.
“dear diary, today i’ll use you because I’m feeling sad” BOOM. Poor diaries. I just talk to my shadow puppets. How many diary entries have you managed to make consistently? I enjoy that we all feel like the world is going to end because we’re having a bad day and then the next day you eat an ice cream and it’s all good again and the diary gets forgotten about until you need scrap paper.”—Natalie Tran - (communitychannel) (via melbots)